Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

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Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.

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Where do Mathematicians sail?

Indices.

Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt?

L'Hospital.

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Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.