Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

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Who Hates Everyone?

A 4chan!

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

rated movies

Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

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Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Why is the U.S dollar getting stronger?

Fiscal therapy