Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

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What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

Why did the airplane no longer work?

Because it was ly ill. I'll show myself out.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .