What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!

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Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

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Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.