What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard

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Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

When a girl has a ponytail... -Hey, what do you call that hairstyle?

A ponytail -Ah, it really compliments your horse face.

Why was the binary number so happy?

Because of two's compliment!

Progress Jokes More Progress Jokes

What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

What's the opposite of progress?

congress.

Trainer Jokes More Trainer Jokes

Who's there ! Caitlin ! Caitlin who ?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them !

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"