What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard

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How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

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What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard

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What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"