Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

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Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

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What's the most dishonest place on earth?

The Library

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

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Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

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How do you compliment a pickle rapper's verse?

That was dill!

Why, don't you look nice!?

I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.