Gerrymandarin.
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Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
Allah-bama
Bombs
Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.
Dead parents
A mode of transportation. :D
Fiscal therapy
Crimea river
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O....Hi!.....o.....
The U.S. mint (cents)
I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.
Wonton-amo Bay
One U.S. Liter
He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.
Just Cause
Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S
Nukes... You're fired!
A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor
Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.
FDR. His standup could use some work.
Lincoln. He's in a cent!
A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
Upper U.S.
It's an ill-eagle activity
Because it's indivisible.
He shreds.
They don't play the beta.
Ennwii
Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.
They combined for 16 paws.
To win dough.
He loves major keys.
Coz the boys pants are all half off.
An ambulance.
Rich... Also an ambulance.
Jeep Jeep
Because it was Elise
My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.
10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
Because consoles can't ketchup.
