Gerrymandarin.
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Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
Allah-bama
Bombs
Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.
Dead parents
A mode of transportation. :D
Fiscal therapy
Crimea river
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O....Hi!.....o.....
The U.S. mint (cents)
I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.
Wonton-amo Bay
One U.S. Liter
He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.
Just Cause
Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S
Nukes... You're fired!
A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor
Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.
FDR. His standup could use some work.
Lincoln. He's in a cent!
A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
Upper U.S.
It's an ill-eagle activity
Because it's indivisible.
Me 5: Me: Get some coffee
Because she used #nofilter
An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.
The umpire called it: nine won one.
Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.
A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.
Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I
Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!
The barking lot.
When the stores are open.
Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u
Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.
Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.
You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.
Praystation
They both have problems finding x.
