Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

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What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

Console Jokes More Console Jokes

What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

What console does god use?

Praystation

Pc Jokes More Pc Jokes

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.