Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What do you call pasta with ketchup?

Spaghetto Ba-dum tss.

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.