Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What do you call a chinese crab who just got dumped?

A frustacean

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What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

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Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

What's a pickup artist's favorite breakfast?

Steak and negs. In shame and solitude