God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.
The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
With a John Deere letter.
Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.
Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.
He was convicted of crepe.
They remove all attachments.
The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."
The steaks are too high.
