What has seven arms and can't spell?

Def Leppard

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How long were you at your last job?

A: "Seven-and-a-half inches... same as now"

How do you make seven even?

Take the s off.

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What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

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Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.