What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"

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What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"

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A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

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Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

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How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

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How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

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What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"

What did the voltage say to the current?

What's up, ohmie