If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.
Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.
Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window
Because they never have any sandwiches.
Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!
A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?
wo ai ni
Pull off the ring and the house is gone.
Because he was bored of the rings!
The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.
I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.
When the judge threw the book at him.
I just booked a cook for cooking the books."
Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.
A semi-colon
He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.
