When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

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What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book?

Red hairing.

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.