When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

What's the difference between a book and a Mexican?

A book has papers.

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

What did Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, and Nelson Mandela all have in common?

They're all criminals.

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.