When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

How do you call a judge that only gives innocent veredicts because he gave up on law school and knows nothing?

a quitter.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

What's the best hour to book a dental appointment?

Tooth hurty.

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator?

A con descending.