When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

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Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

Why are black crimes hard to solve?

Because they're all criminals and they look the same.