How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

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Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

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How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

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What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?

A witch with a blindfold !

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How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.