How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

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Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore.

Why haven't any subscribers to r/TheRedPill played Overwatch yet?

They don't play the beta.

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How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

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What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

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What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.