How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

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Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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How do you make cocoa powder?

Throw from the plane

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

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What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

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What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.