What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?

A witch with a blindfold !

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Where did the witch get her furniture ?

From the ideal gnome exhibition !

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

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Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.