What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

Break Leg Jokes More Break Leg Jokes

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

What do you call a horse with a broken leg?

Worthless

Blindfold Jokes More Blindfold Jokes

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.