What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

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Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A: A pork chop.

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Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

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What do you call a horse with a broken leg?

Worthless

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

Blindfold Jokes More Blindfold Jokes

How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.