What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A: A pork chop.

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Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?

All sorts of antics !

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How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

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What's a karate experts favourite beverage?

kar-a-TEA HA

What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A: A pork chop.