What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

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What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

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Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?

In his hog cabin!

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What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A: A pork chop.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!