What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

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What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

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What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common?

They're both invisible.

What do you call it when a ninja keeps something to himself?

A sneakret.

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How did the pig get to the hospital?

in a hambulance.

What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs?

A hog hog.

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How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!