Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

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Who would win?

everyone

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

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Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

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How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

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Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle?

Mohammed