What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

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What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

How do you find the Pun Bar?

You just walk into it

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Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

the Sixth German Panzer Division

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

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What's Sting's favorite Olympic sport?

The long hump

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

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What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal?

GoldiLochtes

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.