What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

Previous Random Joke Next

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

Ninja Jokes More Ninja Jokes

How does a ninja say hi?

It doesn't

What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common?

They're both invisible.

Qualify Jokes More Qualify Jokes

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart