What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

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How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

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How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

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What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*