When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher
Boss
Ah-so-late!
They said IT couldn't be done
His boss always took him for granite.
I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......
There is no porpoise."
Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss
Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"
My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!
Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"
I literally cannot deal.
it's a rhetorical question I know this now
Micromanagement!
Yeah, I'm av**ale**able.
My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right
his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."
Because he wanted them to work over-time
So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.
Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave
A raise in *celery*.
Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*
Darth Vader.
Slightly nsfw) His boss answers "I don't know." The employee replies "I'm not coming in this morning!"
Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...
Me: My boss told me to go to hell
You wanna pizza me !
Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!
OC) He already has supervision.
You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!
I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries
Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly
He flips houses.
Tresemme 21
Shampoo.
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
A: uh, me so sorry.
You never forget
WATER YOU DOING
It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(
Wrong.
A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)
Any way you like, they have to forgive you!
