Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

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What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."