Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

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What did the drunk say when his boss enquired about his availability?

Yeah, I'm av**ale**able.

Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss