How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

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How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

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How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

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What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.