What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

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Why does everyone find the absolute value of zero so funny?

l0l

How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

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How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

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What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

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Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!