What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

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What do you call a lesbian with big fingers?

Well hung.

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

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What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

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What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

Why are bears so hairy ?

They don't have salons in the jungle !

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Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.