What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

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What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?

Single.

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

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How do you make a black man run faster?

Give him a white man's wallet.

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

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How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

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Why are bears so hairy ?

They don't have salons in the jungle !

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS