What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

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Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

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What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades

When is the worst time to get Cancer?

North of the equator.

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Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)

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What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.

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What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

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Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

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What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.