Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

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What do you call a man chasing a car?

What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

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How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What would you call a woman who goes out with You?

Desperate!

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What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

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What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

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What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.