Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

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How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend?

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Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

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Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

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What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison?

You know he did it.

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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What do you always get on your birthday?

Another year older!birt

What do men and tile floors have in common?

if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

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What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.

Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.