What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

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What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

Why does Santa give better presents to rich kids?

Because poor kids have behavioural problems! *rimshot*

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

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What is red and white and red and white and red and ....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's