What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)

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What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A: A dependent Claus.

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

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What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's