What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

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What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

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Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

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What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

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What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...