What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.