Santa Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a man-whore and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three "hoes"

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

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