What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

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Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

What do you call a Canadian pimp?

Jose (hoes eh?)

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What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

Black Rapper Jokes More Black Rapper Jokes

What do you call a black rapper with no future?

Future

What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

Santa Stop Jokes More Santa Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.