Black Rapper Jokes

What do you call a black rapper with no future?

Future

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

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What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter?

NaClmore

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

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Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

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What is the difference between a black person and a bench?

One can support a family of four.

How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk?

About three fifths.

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

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How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

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How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

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Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"