What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

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Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

What do you call a Canadian pimp?

Jose (hoes eh?)

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?