Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

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Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

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