Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

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Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue