What do Stephan Harper and pennies have in common?

They're both useless in Canada.

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What did Sheldon say to Penny?

BaZINCa!!

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

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What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

What does Rob Schneider say when he visits Canada?

Yukon do it!