What do Stephan Harper and pennies have in common?

They're both useless in Canada.

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What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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How much does Canada cost?

Nothing. It's a free country.

What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.