How much does Canada cost?

Nothing. It's a free country.

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How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"

What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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How much does Canada cost?

Nothing. It's a free country.

What is America worth?

Nothing, it's a free country.