How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

Previous Random Joke Next

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What's a bear without an ear?

A b

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.