How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.