Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball

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Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

A: It was all-oink-lusive.

What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?

You pay them under the table )

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How do you stop a taliban tank ?

Shoot the Guy Pushing it

What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

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How many balls does Fred have?

10

How do you make a blind moan?

Kick him in the balls

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What do you call a drug addict who has been awake for 14 days straight?

A "two-weeker"

What is a drug addicts favorite snack?

Crack-ers

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What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

Why are police officers bad at Billiards?

They hit eight ball first because it was black.