Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.

How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.