Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

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Pack your trunk and clear out !"

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Tell him drinks are on the house.

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Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.