What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.

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What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

What is the best use for a wet dog?

x-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.

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What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.