What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.

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What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

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What do you get when you squash a bungalow?

A flat!

How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.