What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

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Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.