What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

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Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.