Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

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Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Why are bodybuilders the best the best partners?

Because with them it always works out.

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What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

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What do most people do when they see a python ?

They re-coil !

Why did the python do national service ?

He was coiled up !