Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

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Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

Why are bodybuilders the best the best partners?

Because with them it always works out.

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.

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What is another word for a python ?

A mega-bite !

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!