Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

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Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

What do you call a bodybuilder that can't sing?

Muscle tone deaf.

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

How do you know your dog's cancer is really bad?

If the vet says it's mutt-astasized.

Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

Python Jokes More Python Jokes

Why did the python do national service ?

He was coiled up !

What do most people do when they see a python ?

They re-coil !