Python Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

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Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

What do most people do when they see a python ?

They re-coil !

What is another word for a python ?

A mega-bite !

Why did the python do national service ?

He was coiled up !

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Pygmy Jokes More Pygmy Jokes

What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?

The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls cross country team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

Monty Python Jokes More Monty Python Jokes

What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.

What's a snakes favourite TV program ?

Monty Python!

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

What's the word for interested in something, but not enough to look it up on Wikipedia?

That.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

Coil Jokes More Coil Jokes

Why did the python do national service ?

He was coiled up !

What do most people do when they see a python ?

They re-coil !

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy