What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

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What do women and modern computers have in common?

Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy

When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

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What did your husband say?

He said 'Thank you'. "

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

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What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.