What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.

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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

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What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

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What is the most racist house chore?

Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend