What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

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Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

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How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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What do you call a dragon that can't sit still?

A wiggle wyrm.

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

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What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

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What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend?

A: His smellular phone!

What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

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Which color is the coldest?

gundy

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.