What do you call a dragon that can't sit still?

A wiggle wyrm.

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What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

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Where does Arnie sit at the movies?

Aisle B - Back.

How ?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away