What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

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What's a Dungeons and Dragons player's favorite rap group?

D12

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

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Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?

4 the home team

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What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

What do you get when you step into the ring with Mohammad Ali?

Too soon

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What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

How do Catholic church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

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What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave