What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?

4 the home team

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Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

Why do chicken coups have two doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they'd be a chicken sedan.

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

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How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.